Saturday, June 20, 2009

Christian One Liners

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Do not let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord did not create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you will find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church, if it was perfect, you could not belong.

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not proposeto judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace, starts with a smile.

I do not know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Many church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He will clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Do not put a question mark where God put a period.

Do not wait for six strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God does not call the qualified. He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He, who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

Prayer: Do not give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We do not change the message the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to..........discourage him.

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